This is a list of questions I have never been asked, but would like to answer anyway.

• Q: Will my Visa account be charged when I order or when the merchandise is shipped?
  A: When it is shipped.

• Q: Can I pay by cash, Mastercard or something?
  A: No, I only take Visa and PayPal. I'm lazy.

• Q: What's your address?
  A: Programmerer Ingebrigtsen
  Bjerregaardsgt. 56 / 2
  0174 Oslo
  Norway

• Q: Why are the postage rates so weird?
  A: Norwegian postage rates are «ramped»; that is, for each weight plateau, you pay the same postage. Relevant here are the 500, 1000, 1500 and 2000 gram plateaus. Since the mugs weigh about 370 grams including packaging, this means that shipping for 4 mugs is the same as shipping for 5 mugs. People seem to have discovered this, since I've had rather a lot of 5-mug orders and not so many 4-mug orders. It brings the cost-per-mug ratio down. Save money! Buy more! Big winnings!

• Q: What company will the Visa withdrawal be billed from?
  A: Programmerer Ingebrigtsen. Yes, it really is a honest-to-goodness actual firm. It pays taxes and does bookkeeping and everything.

• Q: What does that «Copies left» field on the order form mean?
  A: Whenever somebody orders something, the number of available copies is automatically counted down. When the number reaches a certain point, the column will say how many copies are left instead of "many".

• Q: What does «Programmerer» mean?
  A: «Programmer». Yes.